Shall we start out this blog with an apology for the various groaners we're about to tell you? Maybe. Although we did use considerable restraint to keep a bunch of awful tea puns off this list. But do you have a good tea joke to tell us? If you post one on our Facebook page, Twitter, or here in the comments and it actually makes us laugh, we might send you a box of tea! As long as it's not already in this smattering of tea jokes from us, that is.
Two Leaves and a Bud Tea Jokes
"Teacrastination" - the tendency to delay or procrastinate starting any task until you've had a cup of tea.
"Brewphoria" - the feeling of immense joy, satisfaction, or delight experienced by tea lovers when they indulge in a perfectly brewed cup of tea.
What's a pirate's favorite tea? Pu Errrrrrrrrh!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
What is a baby teapot's favorite game? Pekoe-boo!
How long does it take tea to ship on the slow boat from China? Oolong time!
What kind of tea can’t you take into space? Gravi-tea
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you say when you need to keep going? If at first you don't succeed, chai, chai again!
What do you say to your best friend? You're my best-tea! :)
