Shall we start out this blog with an apology for the various groaners we're about to tell you? Maybe. Although we did use considerable restraint to keep a bunch of awful tea puns off this list. But do you have a good tea joke to tell us? If you post one on our Facebook page, Twitter, or here in the comments and it actually makes us laugh, we might send you a box of tea! As long as it's not already in this smattering of tea jokes from us, that is.
Two Leaves and a Bud Tea Jokes
What's a pirate's favorite tea? Pu Errrrrrrrrh!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
What is a baby teapot's favorite game? Pekoe-boo!
How long does it take tea to ship on the slow boat from China? Oolong time!
What kind of tea can’t you take into space? Gravi-tea
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.