Tea Jokes: Funny ha-ha and funny strange

Shall we start out this blog with an apology for the various groaners we're about to tell you? Maybe. Although we did use considerable restraint to keep a bunch of awful tea puns off this list. But do you have a good tea joke to tell us? If you post one on our Facebook page, Twitter, or here in the comments and it actually makes us laugh, we might send you a box of tea! As long as it's not already in this smattering of tea jokes from us, that is.

Two Leaves and a Bud Tea Jokes

 What's a pirate's favorite tea?  Pu Errrrrrrrrh!

How does Moses make his tea?  Hebrews it!

What is a baby teapot's favorite game? Pekoe-boo!

How long does it take tea to ship on the slow boat from China?  Oolong time!

What kind of tea can’t you take into space? Gravi-tea

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?  Because he drank his tea before it was cool.

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Have you tried taking the spoon out of your cup before you drink?

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